Fear or Flying

Supposedly actual entries from the maintenance logbooks of an airline

Problem: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement
Solution: Almost replaced lift inside main tire

Problem: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear
Solution: Evidence removed

Problem: DME volume unbelievably loud
Solution: DME volume set to a believable level

Problem: Friction locks cause throttle lever to stick
Solution: That's what they're there for

Problem: No. 3 engine missing (misfiring)
Solution: Engine found on right wing after brief search

Problem: Radar hums
Solution: Reprogrammed radar with words